Does everyone get these phone calls??

[Evans Electric]

There are loads of people getting them , its like a mass telephonic onslought to gather details from your computer .

The other lot open up with wanting to know the make of your main TV in the house.

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

I got so depressed last night that i called the Samaritans. They diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them i was feeling suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck ?

 

[Andy™]

glad i spoke to someone else than you - im now getting free lessons flying a 747

 

[Robojin]

Got a new one yesterday

Indian accent "I'm calling from Accident Claims UK"

Me "Oh that's funny cause you sound Indian?"

Caller "no Accident Claims UK"

me "you still sound Indian though?"

Caller "I understand that someone in your house has had an accident in the last 3 months"

Me "Blimey that sounds bad, were they hurt?"

They put the phone down on me, and I was just getting started

 

[monkey5]

a friend of mine had one a few weeks back trying to sell him a conservatory, he strung them on for ages, sounding interested, so they thought they had a sale, he then said theres just one problem how the f*** you gonna install it on my 3rd floor flat. they hung up straight away. priceless

wayne