Don't Feel Safe In My Own Home.....

[NozSpark]

I am just sitting in my usual place at home and I've just been attacked from behind by 2 young scally wags....

Let me explain....

On Thursday my wife went a collected 2 cats from a local animal rescue,, brothers aged about 6 months... They're blinking tapped,, when they're awake they're either attacking each other or killing a toy mouse, they've taken to tag team tactics but one of them can keep it up for an hour without problem.

Tonight they've been attacking each other on the stairs behind my head and landed on me.

Hopefully they'll calm down a bit once they've been neutered

 

[OnOff]

I am just sitting in my usual place at home and I've just been attacked from behind by 2 young scally wags....

Let me explain....

On Thursday my wife went a collected 2 cats from a local animal rescue,, brothers aged about 6 months... They're blinking tapped,, when they're awake they're either attacking each other or killing a toy mouse, they've taken to tag team tactics but one of them can keep it up for an hour without problem.

Tonight they've been attacking each other on the stairs behind my head and landed on me.

Hopefully they'll calm down a bit once they've been neutered

I would! 

 

[kerching]

Invest in one of these

I am on my second one (the first one wore out)

Its fantastic for cat training and if its on your lap they won't come near you :slap

My slightly mental brother in law bought my son a similar item when he was about 8

Came into our bedroom Christmas morning...look what Uncle Martin has bought me!

Pulled the trigger.......fricking brother in law had filled it with water and put the batteries in it!

We laughed about it later on

 

[Marvo]

........We laughed about it later on

Don't think I believe you. 

 

[steptoe]

anti-freeze is good,

would battery acid destroy one of those water guns d'ya think?  :|

 

[Sharpend]

anti-freeze is good,

would battery acid destroy one of those water guns d'ya think? :|

I don't think it's the gun he's thinking if destroying! :slap

 

[NozSpark]

anti-freeze is good,

would battery acid destroy one of those water guns d'ya think?  :|

I somehow don't think that the Wife or daughter would be too happy with that idea :|

 

[steptoe]

Im thinking about the battery acid in one of them things for myself,

just worried it might melt it,,,,,,,,    :|

 

[Evans Electric]

I am just sitting in my usual place at home and I've just been attacked from behind by 2 young scally wags....

Let me explain....

On Thursday my wife went a collected 2 cats from a local animal rescue,, brothers aged about 6 months... They're blinking tapped,, when they're awake they're either attacking each other or killing a toy mouse, they've taken to tag team tactics but one of them can keep it up for an hour without problem.

Tonight they've been attacking each other on the stairs behind my head and landed on me.

Hopefully they'll calm down a bit once they've been neutered

Indicitive of where I live ,  I thought you had been attacked by two youths at first .      Two scroats broke into the neighbour's after the car keys , ( they both drive Beamers )  scared the holy bejabbers out of them  !

They've had those drop posts fitted on their drive now .

 

[Sharpend]

Can't the youths negotiate around the drop posts to the house, uneducated lot

 

[binky]

wait until they decide hiding under your bed and attacking your toes is agood idea :slap

 

[Blue Duck]

 

[NozSpark]

Oh,,,, they love those

 

[steptoe]

I am just sitting in my usual place at home and I've just been attacked from behind by 2 young scally wags....

Let me explain....

On Thursday my wife went a collected 2 cats from a local animal rescue,, brothers aged about 6 months... They're blinking tapped,, when they're awake they're either attacking each other or killing a toy mouse, they've taken to tag team tactics but one of them can keep it up for an hour without problem.

Tonight they've been attacking each other on the stairs behind my head and landed on me.

Hopefully they'll calm down a bit once they've been neutered

seriously,

if someone done that to you, would you be calm?

you'd be a man on a mission for the rest of your walking days,,,,,,,,

 

[Andy™]

your home? its the cats home now, they just let you live there

 

[steptoe]

its only a matter of time now before the wife gets rid of you and becomes that crazy old cat woman at the end of the street,  :slap

 

[NozSpark]

Well we do seem to be a cat street,,, one neighbour with 8 cats, another 3 neighbours with 2 each and then us with another 2.... but that doesn't add up as our catless neighbour recons that there are 18 cats at the bottom of our road

Only 4 dogs though... The cat house next door has one, another neighbour (without cats) has two and then we have one

 

[binky]

my cats have still to forgive us for getting a dog, bloody cowards were scared of her even as a puppy, and as she is a jack russell she really was tiny. We also now have a dog that thinks she can climb like a cat with excellent balancing skills across the back of the sofa :^O

 

[Blue Duck]

Well we do seem to be a cat street,,, one neighbour with 8 cats, another 3 neighbours with 2 each and then us with another 2.... but that doesn't add up as our catless neighbour recons that there are 18 cats at the bottom of our road

Only 4 dogs though... The cat house next door has one, another neighbour (without cats) has two and then we have one

Do you hear birds or has it gone a bit quiet?

 

[binky]

and they wonder what's happened to the sparrow population.... :shakehead