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[SIZE=13.5pt]I am an old man.[/SIZE]
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
'And how are we doing this morning',
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
[SIZE=13.5pt]The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.[/SIZE]
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle[SIZE=13.5pt] out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'[/SIZE]
The nurse fainted..........
[SIZE=13.5pt] I just smiled.[/SIZE]
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
'And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
[SIZE=13.5pt]The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.[/SIZE]
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle[SIZE=13.5pt] out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'[/SIZE]
The nurse fainted..........
[SIZE=13.5pt] I just smiled.[/SIZE]
DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE