dumped

[mark1878]

when my girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking

Then I saw her face

 

[Robin Spark]

This reminds me, it was my birthday recently, from female friends relatives, I had a card with an orang utan picking his nose, a chimpanzee pulling a funny face, and two dogs with grumpy faces!

What are they trying to say?

 

[septiclecky]

This reminds me, it was my birthday recently, from female friends relatives, I had a card with an orang utan picking his nose, a chimpanzee pulling a funny face, and two dogs with grumpy faces!What are they trying to say?

Family photo?

 

[Robin Spark]

Sorry meant to say they were all seperate cards.

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was going to be the one about that cannibal bloke who dumped his girlfriend........ before he realised that he'd run out of toilet paper.

 

[steptoe]

rev, you are twisted,

:slap

are you sure you're a real rev...?

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Thanks Steps, oh I'm a Rev allright, albeit not a perfect one lol, maybe I got a bit carried away with the toilet humour ..... (I knew I should have stayed off that building site yesterday !)...

I did hear about a young cannibal boy who arrived home from school and found his Mum in the kitchen preparing pastry for dinner, there was a long slimy thing on the worktop along with a short brown figure. "Ohhhhh noooooooo" the boy exclaimed, ".. not snake and pygmy pie again"

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Getting back on topic (getting 'dumped') ..... before I met my wife I had a girlfriend who had a wooden leg..... but there was a sad ending.... I broke it off.

 

[revjames]

groan.................................

2 cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other....

wait for it.....

"does this taste funny to you?"

 

[steptoe]

rev, you actually sound like a good man of the cloth so to speak,

normal, :slap

 

[revjames]

rev, you actually sound like a good man of the cloth so to speak, normal, :slap

If you really knew me Steps you would find theres not much 'normal' about me but thanks!

 

[sprocketflup]

when my girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was jokingThen I saw her face

Hmm. I wasnt sure if that was true at first, but now Im a believer