E.Coli (warning slightly rude)

[MalcyB]

Don't know if I will get away with this one, but here goes.

How unlucky is my sister, hasn't had sex with men for years in case of disease.

She's just caught E.Coli off a cucumber!

 

[steptoe]

:slap

's'funny though

 

[a1]

:slap :slap:slap:slap

 

[batty]

Brill.

 

[mark1878]

ha ha

 

[Robin Spark]

When I had a greenhouse a few years ago, I grew amongst many other things some cucumbers. One of the cucumbers split and grew into two new cucumbers that were joined at the base.

When I showed my wife she said "That looks like a double intruder" I said "whats that, is it like a burglar who doesnt know whether to break in through the front or back door!"

ROTFWL :slap

PS I have got a photo somewhere I'll see if i can dig it out for you all.

 

[m4tty]

:slap

 

[Robin Spark]

Just found the photo, however just got to figure out how I can edit the photo to take my wifes face off it (she is holding the cucumber and its not a rude pose before you get too excited!) and then attach it without someone being able to later re-edit?

Suggestions please

 

[steptoe]

send it to me,

I'll sort it for you,

 

[Robin Spark]

send it to me, I'll sort it for you,

Yep and if I do that you'll doctor it and it will be plastered all over the internet and I will be one dead man lol

 

[steptoe]

you really think I would have the technical capability of doing that without Sandra's help? :C

Id just take it to the post office and photocopy it and post it to each of the forum members.!

 

[Robin Spark]

To be on the safe side and to protect my life, I will print the photo cut out the part with the cucumber on and scan it. Then will post it tomorrow night.

Sorry Steps to be a spoil sport lol!