Why was the free electron so sad? It had nothing to be positive about!
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Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
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Why do transformers hum? They don't know the words.