Electricians Christmas Presents

[steptoe]

:slap

 

[Sidewinder]

Nothing wrong with a size 20 woman.

A rally stage is much more interesting than a drag strip to drive in a road car!

 

[steptoe]

Ive done a few odd jobs round the house for the girl across the road, 34ish I think, small blonde thing,

she says she is going to get her hooker boots and denim mini on for me as a xmas pressie, 

 

[misssweden]

Tell her it's your birthday as well

You should have come with me to the burlesque show I went to last night if you wanted to see hooker boots. Mind you, i still cant get all the glitter out of my hair!

 

[steptoe]

Tell her it's your birthday as well

You should have come with me to the burlesque show I went to last night if you wanted to see hooker boots. Mind you, i still cant get all the glitter out of my hair!

thanks a fkin lot for inviting me after the event,

:yellow card

 

[misssweden]

Better late than never

 

[OnOff]

Tell her it's your birthday as well

You should have come with me to the burlesque show I went to last night if you wanted to see hooker boots. Mind you, i still cant get all the glitter out of my hair!

I never thought much of that Dita Von Teese until me and a mate found ourselves quite literally next to the stage at Erotica one year whilst she did her thing in a giant brandy glass.....it's like she's made from balloons!

 

[steptoe]

when are you sending me my xmas pix then SSS.???  

 

[misssweden]

when are you sending me my xmas pix then SSS.???  

I thought they were somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of deke's laptop

 

[steptoe]

I thought they were somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of deke's laptop

ye, there is that small problem,

what about the new ones of you not wearing much of those outfits you told me you werent wearing much of......   :C

 

[Apache]

As I have been a good girl this year, I would like a new 8mm insulated nut spinner for Christmas.

Well, she might be content with doing jubilee clips up with a flathead. I'm not.

Don't you need a 7mm for Jubilee clips?

 

[steptoe]

some are 8 some are 7

Ive been caught out with that in the past,  :|

 

[Sidewinder]

Some are 6 in my experience, not many, but some!

However, IIRC, genuine "Jubilee" clips are all 7mm, any imposters can be any size there or there abouts!

 

[kerching]

when are you sending me my xmas pix then SSS.???  

A worn out nut spinner...so you can tighten your own?

 

[Andy™]

Don't you need a 7mm for Jubilee clips?

for most, yes

 

[kerching]

Jubilee's official website says 7mm

 

[misssweden]

I'm obviously using imposters

 

[steptoe]

thats DNO for you

they have their own rules, 

 

[misssweden]

Yep. And that's why you love us! :coat

 

[Andy™]

thats DNO for you

they have their own rules, 

like combustible enclosures in a house...

on the plus side, at least they havent also decided all wiring should be in pyro. then again, it might get rid of some 5DW's?