End Of The World?

[Andy™]

well that didnt work out very well today

im starting to regret taking out a £250,000 loan and spending it all in the last week, living like its the end of the world...

 

[Nicky Tesla]

2 atztecs were making a calendar when one said " sod it, i carnt be bothered to carry on with this, lets go to the pub"  the other one said "ye go on,  what harm can it do.  Its not the end of the world"

 

[steptoe]

Well, lets see, its not 11.11 everywhere in the world yet,

Whats the time difference in central America?

 

[sellers]

i'm actually a little bit gutted!  I would like to see the end of the world in my life time.  Just so I know what happens.  If I die before that, I will never know, unless there is such thing as re-incarnation.