Expensive pint

[sprocketflup]

Which one of the Spice Girls can drink petrol?

Geri can.

 

[a1]

I like it. :slap

 

[kerching]

Posh can't...too many calories.......

Scary would use it as perfume

Sporty would use it as aftershave

Baby would make use of it having had it converted into a 'petroleum by-product that sounds live Aveline'... :innocent

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

My mate Paddy is still panic buying diesel, so far he has got 4 pairs of jeans, 3 shirts & 6 bottles of aftershave.