First Christmas Joke

[maccarooni]

First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You

must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into

heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a

lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may

pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He

shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass

through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the

man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

:^O :^O:^O

And so the Christmas Season Begins......

 

[Apache]

too soon mate :|

 

[a2]

How can you say too soon patch?

only 34 days to go.

 

[Apache]

How can you say too soon patch?only 34 days to go.

don't tell me you've ordered your Turkey, written your xmas cards and bought all your presesnts?

What's x-mas eve for?

 

[maccarooni]

don't tell me you've ordered your Turkey, written your xmas cards and bought all your presesnts? What's x-mas eve for?

eating ---drinking--Guiness Drink and being merry

Macca

 

[a2]

Celebrating Admins birthday,

We dont get time xmas day.

 

[Apache]

Celebrating Admins birthday,We dont get time xmas day.

aww.

Bet he gets combined presents.

 

[a2]

aww.Bet he gets combined presents.

No he gets birthday presents and xmas presents, just like everyone else only he has his on the same day.

We do try and set aside a few minutes for his birthady, usually when we go up his mums, xmas tea time, and we get him a little cake and do some food.

 

[NozSpark]

and we get him a little cake and do some food.

Now you've gone and spoilt the surprise

 

[a2]

Now you've gone and spoilt the surprise

He gets a cake every year.

Well so he should it is his birthday after all.

 

[NozSpark]

Mrs Admin,,,

I agree with you whole heartedly about keeping celebrating birthdays at christmas, my nephews in on Boxing day and has always had two sets of presents.

Personally my birthday is 3 weeks after Christmas and I have had merged preents for a long time.. It's just wrong:_| :_|

 

[TTbangbang]

Mrs Admin,,,I agree with you whole heartedly about keeping celebrating birthdays at christmas, my nephews in on Boxing day and has always had two sets of presents.

Personally my birthday is 3 weeks after Christmas and I have had merged preents for a long time.. It's just wrong:_| :_|

I agree also. My eldest's is on Christmas Eve. Though I've received combined birthday (June) and Christmas presents if it's a BIG (i.e. expensive) one on occasions. The last such one was a tree... :^O

 

[a1]

Going back to the original joke...

:^O :^O:^O

 

[ABC Technical]

:^O :^O:^O Brilliant joke.

 

[a2]

Going back to the original joke... :^O :^O:^O

ooops

sorry dear, went OT talking about you then. ; \

maccarooni, excellent joke.Guiness Drink

 

[a1]

ooopssorry dear, went OT talking about you then. ; \

maccarooni, excellent joke.Guiness Drink

Aww Bless.