For old pharts

[Evans Electric]

Steptoe, heres that "easy to use" phone you were looking for , specially designed for old Pharts.

 

[steptoe]

ah right,

thanks a lot you old fool,

I'll stick with what Ive got if you dont mind

, Im a lot more modern than that Deke, I've gone digital now dont ya know.

 

[husky2013]

here is an even simpler one

Photos: Doro's simple, easy-to-use mobile phones | Crave | CNET UK

 

[Evans Electric]

ah right, thanks a lot you old fool,

I'll stick with what Ive got if you dont mind

, Im a lot more modern than that Deke, I've gone digital now dont ya know.

Is that a car battery in the case ?

 

[steptoe]

you mind your own business,

Im gonna get a patent on this and everything, so stop trying to steal my next big thing,

you just watch,

this time next year............

 

[Evans Electric]

........... what.?........ we'll all be millionairs , Rodders ???

 

[steptoe]

NOT you Deke,

all you do is try and steal my ideas.

like that time I came up with the washable toilet paper,

you went and sold that trick to the news of the world, and what did they do,

made it out of soluble paper,

YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!

and,?

nothing wrong with being a rodder,

in fact, we need more rodders in this country,

keep our earthing systems safe they do, I say we should buy the rodders a beer,

without them where would we be with our flawed PME system?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Andy™]

Is that a car battery in the case ?

yes. gives an impressive 12 hours standby, or upto 8 minutes talk time.

and the fast charge will have the battery fully charged within 48 hours

 

[steptoe]

OI,

stop telling him,

He only try and copy it,

and make a mess of it,

and I'll end up never getting a patent on it. :|