Hi Kerching,
Years ago i used to work in a garage. They were on the "police list" for accidents and while the motorway was being widened, they had the contract to the exclusion of all others. Anyway, there would be police and ambulance people in and out all the time.
Now, remember there used to be a game thing that consisted of a square board with skittles, and like a broom handle in one corner with a ball attached to it with a bit of chain.....
Well, one of the ambulance crews were dispatched to a house in "Parc Seymore" a posh place not far from Chepstow, to collect a gentleman that had one of these skittles lodged in his posterior!!!!!
He claimed that he "merely went to sit on a chair and did not notice the skittle was on there" Yes, right....
ha ha
john....