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Consciousness - the time between naps.
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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Paradox - two physicians.
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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
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Alimony - the cost of loving.
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Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
<HR>Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
<HR>A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
<HR>
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
<HR>
Justice - a decision in your favor.
<HR>
Paradox - two physicians.
<HR>
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
<HR>
Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
<HR>
Alimony - the cost of loving.
<HR>
Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
<HR>Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
<HR>
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
<HR>
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
<HR>A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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