golfer /

[lee mcgregor]

It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

'Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee

please'

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still

deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, 'Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee. '

I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when

once more, the man yelled:

'Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE!'

Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the clubhouse window

directly at the person with the mike.

I cupped my hands and shouted back, 'Would the c* in the clubhouse

kindly shut the f*k up and let me play my second shot?'

 

[a1]

:^O :^O:^O

 

[TTbangbang]

Roflmao :^O :^O:^O

 

[ABC Technical]

PMSL.