Grand National.

[ProDave]

It's the Grand National tomorrow.

Now don't tell everyone, but I was given a tip today.

Put your money on Dusty Carpet.  It's never been beaten.

 

[Apache]

Rev? Have you hacked Dave's account?

 

[Blue Duck]

I was told that joke a while back its so bad I didn't get it :|

 

[steptoe]

I like it, 

 

[Evans Electric]

Thats definitely been stolen from The Rev .

 

[ProDave]

No. Actually I heard it on the local radio.

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Great joke Dave ! I've only just seen it and will definitely add it to my database of puns !

Last year, in the aftermath of the horsemeat scandal, my doctor ordered me to go to the aforementioned event at Aintree.

He'd told me in the surgery, "you need to watch what you eat".

 

[revjames]

Well, I had a punt this year. I backed vee neck. Not much of a runner but a great jumper aparrently......

 

[Craig Riddlington]

Old!

 

[unmartillo]

I've an ambition to buy three race horses and call them "First" "Second" and "Third" and then enter them all in the same race.
 
They may not win but the commentary would be brilliant.

 

[revjames]

neigh neigh and thrice neigh...... in the words of Amos Brierly

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

During the horsemeat scandal I went to see my doctor with stomach problems. He gave me no prescription but told me to go to Aintree and watch the Grand National. "Why?" I asked. The doctor replied " you need to watch what you eat".