heres two.

[jopo]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs the wife asked sarcastically "relatatives of yours? ' 'yep' the husband replied, 'in-laws'.

next one is neat

Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girls nose for 30 seconds. 2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall). 3. Blink repeatedly and quickly...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2325/coolexperiment.png

and she's cute as well.

 

[Steve3948]

Clever dat

 

[a1]

Was it me? Or did I just see ML (won't say the full name, as I will spoil it).

 

[steptoe]

Im pretty sure it wasnt Deke's secretary, he keeps her well locked up these days,

I would have no idea admin even if you told me the name, Im not good at peoples names,

ask kevin.

 

[jopo]

i put this on a electrical forum over here. one of the blokes was not happy. said it doesnt work in the shower with the lights off.

 

[m4tty]

:slap