Wierdly HMV & Carillon have them same auditors.
OOooooo Spooky !
I had a Kerching type experience with the orange aproned brigade .
Looking for a marble fireplace , we have 20 min burst up the M6 to the Yam-Yam land branch . Mrs Deke spots the one but its just the base , then for mobility reasons has to return to the car leaving me to enquire .
It went thus :-
" I'd like that fireplace but the back section is n't there "
" Yes it was broken leaving just the base on display"
" Well we'd like that style ,complete of course , shall I pay now"?
Looks on computer .
"You'll have to go to Redditch or Bromsgrove , you can collect it there "
Delivery from those branches is £25 ..free from the the one I'm in because its closer.
" I want it delivered , can't get that in my car and I could break it anyway , specially the back so can you get a back to go with your base & deliver it , I'll pay now and I don't want to drive to Bromsgrove."
" We can't do that because we don't have one in stock here"
"You have half of one in stock so can you replace the broken section , then deliver it , I'll pay now"?
" We can't do that because its a display , we can't sell you that "
"OK well just order one to be delivered direct , I''ll pay now."?
"We can't do that I'm calling the manager "
We go all through it .Manager looks on computer .
"We have one at the Castle Bromwich branch , thats free delivery to that address"
"Wonderful , order it from there then , I'll pay now"
" We can't do that , you have to go there & buy it "
After a few choice words ... much in the style of Kerching...I left to explain it to the Missus.
Oh on the way home called into a small fireplace shop on a high street 1 mile from home , theres a similar one on display ... yes Sir we can have one made & delivered
in about four days or you can have this one off display this afternoon . Job done . !