How do you come to....

[kme]

...be in THIS position???

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100107/tuk-steady-hand-for-a-genital-emergency-6323e80.html

"he offered no explaination" - erm.......lunacy???

 

[Andy™]

almost a darwin candidate!

 

[Brian 157]

Maybe he was unsuccessful with the dancer so went for the pole?

 

[Lurch]

Well you know, when you're, erm..., well it was like this, I umm....., see what happened was......

 

[Apache]

Maybe he was unsuccessful with the dancer so went for the pole?

Applaud SmileyROTFWL

Why not just make him lay out naked in the snow, that should have shrunk things down nicely!

 

[batty]

Weird.

 

[exbdc]

Wasn't the retard knicker man then?

 

[Doc Hudson]

Wasn't the retard knicker man then?

That was my thought as well exbdc. Also, what was KME searching for, to find this?

Doc H.

 

[Theorysparky]

My thoughts are....

why did they need seven firemen ??????

i know the tender goes out fully manned all the time but it make me wonder why they all went and gave a helping hand....

 

[exbdc]

My thoughts are....why did they need seven firemen ??????

i know the tender goes out fully manned all the time but it make me wonder why they all went and gave a helping hand....

Maybe "helping hand(s)" is the appropriate phrase.

 

[kme]

what was KME searching for, to find this?Doc H.

It was on the first page of "yahoo news" earlier. Nowt to do with "lookin for it" X(X( X(

Doc - I don`t care about AD2`s wine, but you ain`t having ANY of my Guinness !!!!!

*****!

 

[a1]

It took seven of them half an hour because they thought that they had a "Shout" whilst in the hospital and tried sliding don the pole to embark their appliance.

Seriously though - "Specialist equipment" a four and a half inch grinder - Pft, I ask you!

 

[batty]

It took seven of them half an hour because they thought that they had a "Shout" whilst in the hospital and tried sliding don the pole to embark their appliance. Seriously though - "Specialist equipment" a four and a half inch grinder - Pft, I ask you!

Professionals would use at least a 9 incher.

 

[Theorysparky]

Professionals would use at least a 9 incher.

that was what he was using before he got it stuck up the pipe !

 

[M107]

My thoughts are....why did they need seven firemen ??????

i know the tender goes out fully manned all the time but it make me wonder why they all went and gave a helping hand....

Firemen s mind set is HOSPITAL = nurses = friday night on the lash with nurses. Sod the muppet with todger in a pipe.

Bet there were some sneaky photos taken

Last one I heard about from this neck of the woods was a fella from Reading with 7 chrome curtain rings stuck on his old chap, the crew told him they'd have to go outside in the carpark to remove the rings by using the webber jaws of life (the big kit they use to cut roof off cars), the bloke started flapping big style. The stop message (radio message to the control room when job has ened) from the appliance to control was something else. The watch manager couldnt get the words out for laughing.

 

[Badger]

how do people manage to get there tadgers in such places :^O :^O :^O :^O

 

[Apache]

how do people manage to get there tadgers in such places :^O :^O :^O :^O

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

how do people manage to get there tadgers in such places :^O :^O :^O :^O

I am NOT telling! X(

and YES those firemen were all very friendly and gentle!

Nice bunch of boys in uniform! ]Blushing

ROTFWLROTFWLROTFWLROTFWL

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Did I read earlier that Admin said he was getting his four and a half inches out to do some grinding?

Or has the mixed beer words the up?BlushingBlushing

GuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinness

:OROTFWL

 

[Apache]

Did I read earlier that Admin said he was getting his four and a half inches out to do some grinding?Or has the mixed beer words the up?BlushingBlushing

GuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinness

:OROTFWL

He needs something to do whilst the forum is upgrading. Admin 2 is limbering up.