I am plied with alcohol

[Manator]

Just thought I would share a private moment with the entire internet, and let you all know I am currently intoxicated for no apparent reason other than a bottle was there.

 

[steptoe]

and you need any other type of reason?

 

[kerching]

I feel your pain...never understood the lure of the 'Devils Juice' myself

Much rather have a nice cup of Horlicks and a read of the good book [Large Green unabridged version]... :coat

 

[Manator]

Sobered up now!

Still I prefer not to drive.

 

[Technician]

Manator; under these conditions a feeling of

fleeting enlightenment can be experienced.

I write verse from time to time, and there is

only ONE piece I trotted out while under the

influence.

Hardly surprising that Bacchus was a God in

ancient time.

 

[Evans Electric]

Following the call of Baccus is littered with pitfaffs ???? ( Or even pitfalls)

Were you "Plied " by others or was it self administered ?

Did you achieve stage three ...the spinning room even with eyes closed and culminating in the head down the loo calling for Bill and Hughie?

 

[Manator]

No I never reached stage 3, I just felt happy which was my first clue that I had drunk too much, I am never happy.

 

[Evans Electric]

Then drink more !!! Simples !!!

 

[kerching]

I had a serious diving incident many years ago. I was in a permanent 'stage 3' for a month! Could not walk, came F close to choosing a colour for my wheelchair!!!!

Happily all resolved [God bless BUPA]...now Mr Merlot and I only seek out stage 2................stage 3 is for special occasions [ like in 4 weeks time when Grandaughter #3 arrives ].............. :coat

 

[Manator]

When I get the time you are going to have to take me out to deep water and initiate me.I have tried it but the air mixture made me vomit into my face mask.

 

[kerching]

When I get the time you are going to have to take me out to deep water and initiate me.I have tried it but the air mixture made me vomit into my face mask.

Nice!

Serviced somebody's regualtor one day, he complained it was breathing poorly! Stripped it and removed some very old, very pale and fricking foul pieces of bacon. he had vomitted through his Reg during a dive. Quality Regs can cope with this but it is customary to have them srviced/cleaned out asap NOT a couple of months later...............

If you want to get wet one day we can bang down to 80m...see how you feel, then take it from there.... :innocent

I am into the serious stuff,,,not puddles!................. :coat

 

[Technician]

Following the encounter with my partner who superintends

my weekend activities and kitchen creativity, I am now no

longer allowed to be in stage 1 never mind stage 3.

For libations of happiness it is Jazz Record Requests with

generous helpings of Mozart, Beethoven and Messiaen.

Home made bread, good cheese and home made Ratatouille

do the rest.