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kme

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> > illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for

> >

> > the hour, sister?' he asks.

> >

> > Euro100,' she replies.

> >

> > In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

> >

> > 'No' she says.

> >

> > 'I pay you Euro200 to do Immigrant Style.'

> >

> > 'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

> >

> > I pay you Euro300.'

> >

> > No', she says.

> >

> > 'I pay you Euro400.'

> >

> > 'No', she says.

> >

> > So finally he says, 'OK, I pay Euro1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

> >

> > She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had

> > every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.

> >

> > How bad could Immigrant Style be? So she agrees and has 5ex with him.

> >

> > They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally,

> > after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and

> > says,

> >

> > 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was

> > good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'

> >

> > The illegal immigrant replies 'You send bill to Government.'

 
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