I'm A Celebrity...what Would Inspire You To Watch This Dross?

[kerching]

So,it is upon us again, like a recurring case of piles!

A bunch of Z minus 1 list celebrities trying to revive their careers! Doing it for CHARIDDY?...are they fuff

At least one is getting 150k

So, how would you make it more entertaining?

Contestants eating politticians dried scrotums, kangaroo nads, pot noodle, prawn cocktail crisps...all these should be kept in.

But, how about giving them amoebic dysentry, galloping squits,,no water, make your own fire, purify their own water, give them IZAL, introduce a random sniper at meal times, actually put them in a REAL jungle with REAL poisonous critters, the list hopefully will go on!

Global,warming?....how much fuel, energy, wages to fly that shower of shi'ites half way around the world along with their families and hangers on?

Rant subsides for the present

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Never watched any of them.......

Not going to break the habit......

Far to many more interesting things to do in life than waste time watching crap TV!!

:C   

 

[steptoe]

the wife has just been watching it upstairs,

WTF is Carl Fogarty doing on it?!?!?!?!?!?!  :C

the mind boggles, he doesnt need the fame, or the money I wouldnt have thought,,,,,,

and yes, Ive just checked, [cos I didnt know if she had got it right] it is the same Carl Fogarty,,,,,,,  :shakehead

 

[kerching]

Have you seen the Running Man :slap - Shoot em.......

Yep....that is why i advocate introducing a sniper at meal times....maybe a couple of poisonous snakes, funnel web spiders etc etc

 

[NozSpark]

But the way that they go on you'd think that they were being put in danger

 

[kme]

When I saw your thread title - the first thought that came to mind was "a la running man" improvements.

Seems great minds think alike...............and so do ours.

I don`t know who`s on it - I avoid it like the plague - but I get the impression it has gone from "wannabees" to "never were", nonentity types; trying to get their next first "big break".

how about a "you have to catch, cook & eat another member of the show? That could improve the viewing figures a bit?

 

[Sharpend]

Forget the fake jungle stick em in broadmoor!

 

[kerching]

Vanessa Feltlikeacelebrity could feed them for a couple of weeks AND would provide the whine as well

Frick me, there will be another big brother along shortly i fear

 

[steptoe]

the wife has just been watching it upstairs,

WTF is Carl Fogarty doing on it?!?!?!?!?!?!  :C

the mind boggles, he doesnt need the fame, or the money I wouldnt have thought,,,,,,

and yes, Ive just checked, [cos I didnt know if she had got it right] it is the same Carl Fogarty,,,,,,,  :shakehead

Ive just thought,

I'm gonna ring Slick in the morning and ask him WTF is going on,   :shakehead

 

[Blue Duck]

So,it is upon us again, like a recurring case of piles!

A bunch of Z minus 1 list celebrities trying to revive their careers! Doing it for CHARIDDY?...are they fuff

At least one is getting 150k

So, how would you make it more entertaining?

Contestants eating politticians dried scrotums, kangaroo nads, pot noodle, prawn cocktail crisps...all these should be kept in.

But, how about giving them amoebic dysentry, galloping squits,,no water, make your own fire, purify their own water, give them IZAL, introduce a random sniper at meal times, actually put them in a REAL jungle with REAL poisonous critters, the list hopefully will go on!

Global,warming?....how much fuel, energy, wages to fly that shower of shi'ites half way around the world along with their families and hangers on?

Rant subsides for the present

:slap :slap

Perhaps without the minor celebrities and instead with politician's in a battle royal / hunger games style event then whoever wins gets to be an mp this way we only get the cream of the crop and not some idiot that happened to goto the same knock in shop as the prime minster?

@ steptoe what were you watching while Mrs steptoe was watching this tripe & did you change the channel quick when she got out of bed

:slap