I'm getting old

[phil d]

I've been working away for a few weeks and the young lady (mid 20's) was telling me about her friend who had her eye on this lad, " She's going for it tonight" she told me "it's steak and BJ night". I asked her what she meant and she explained that when a young lady fancies a bloke she invites him to her house, ply's him with drink, cooks him a steak and gives him a BJ, hopefully this will be the start of a relationship ! I thought it might have been a local thing so I asked a couple of women where I live and they said it was a common thing.It would seem there was only me hadn't heard of it. time was when a young man took out a young lady,wined her,dined her,and very often was lucky to get a kiss goodnight,my how times have changed!

 

[Blue Duck]

Ah steak and BJ those were the days...

Now I'm lucky if I get ramen and a slap! :lol:

There is an actual day now you may want to put March 14th in your diaries...

http://www.steakandbj.org

 

[kerching]

That's enough to stop me being a veggie then

 

[phil d]

These days I'm lucky to get a steak, lol. It was freezing on Sunday and SWMBO had me up a ladder putting Christmas lights along the gutter, it was freezing cold and windy and I commented on this. "shut up moaning, you've spent 3 weeks away working off ladders in the cold" she said, "yes dear, but I was getting paid for that" ,"and your point is?" she enquired.

 

[ProDave]

It must be a generation thing. Most women I have met wouldn't do a BJ they prefer the "real thing" (which is fine by me)
 

 

[misssweden]

It is a thing, although I prefer a 50/50 exchange where the guy cooks me a steak. 

 

[ProDave]

Okay Miss S that's a deal, I'll cook the steak and you......

P.S nice to see you on the forum, you have been away for a bit. Stuck in the hoop by the looks of things.

 

 

[Lurch]

Hmm, I never realised it was a thing. I just thought I was a dab hand at the old razzle dazzle and had some smooth lines.

 

[kerching]

Swedes back!

prob been on one of those Scandinavian pre Christmas binge trips to,the Homeland

 

[Evans Electric]

Good to see you back Sweedy  :Salute

 

[misssweden]

How could I possibly refuse such an offer, I'll have it medium rare please @ProDave

I've had a bit of a **** time recently, hence the silence. I'm off to the Homeland on tuesday though for a week of family time and too much food so that should set me right  Good to see you lot haven't changed much though 

 

[binky]

just abit older and abit more cynical :slap    Have a good trip home.

 

[Evans Electric]

How could I possibly refuse such an offer, I'll have it medium rare please @ProDave

I've had a bit of a **** time recently, hence the silence. I'm off to the Homeland on tuesday though for a week of family time and too much food so that should set me right  Good to see you lot haven't changed much though 

God jul och Gott Nytt Ar  Sweedy 

 

[misssweden]

Tack  detsamma @Evans Electric  

 

[ProDave]

Jag tror att du är fantastisk

 

 

[Manator]

You have to love google translate, one day they will get it right!!

 

[steptoe]

Have you got your butter @misssweden?

 

[misssweden]

Jag tror att du är fantastisk

 

Tack så mycket

Have you got your butter @misssweden?

Are you cooking me steak?!

 

[ProDave]

Tack så mycket

Are you cooking me steak?!

I think the entire forum is cooking a steak for Miss S
 

 

[misssweden]

There are currently 27175 members on this forum. Even if I round that down to 25000 that's still nearly 70 years worth of steak every day. So I wouldn't have to cook again until I'm in my late 90's. WIN!  

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