I'm getting old

[ProDave]

There are currently 27175 members on this forum. Even if I round that down to 25000 that's still nearly 70 years worth of steak every day. So I wouldn't have to cook again until I'm in my late 90's. WIN!

Gentlemen, please form an orderly queue.

Starting with the oldest members first, so we don't die of old age before our "turn" comes (so to speak)

 

[kerching]

Starting with the oldest members first, so we don't die of old age before our "turn" comes (so to speak)

Looks like I have had a bit of a result then, thank you!

 

[rapparee]

It is a thing, although I prefer a 50/50 exchange where the guy cooks me a steak. 

To be fair i wouldn't mind  the 50/50 exchange. But if it came to a choice i think i'd rather you cooked the steak,even if i had to repay the favour in other ways.

 

[ProDave]

Breaking news:

Sharp rise in the price of beef, following a sudden rise in sales apparently to electricians.
 

 

[Lurch]

even if i had to repay the favour in other ways

Fit some new outside lights?

 

[bluetobits]

When all's said and done, I'd sooner someone cooked my sock, forget the steak.

 

[ProDave]

When all's said and done, I'd sooner someone cooked my sock, forget the steak.

Is that a spoonerism?
 

 

[OnOff]

I read somewhere that the higher up the sociodemographic table a young lady is the more likely she is to do that than grant you access via the tradesman's entrance.

 

[kerching]

I read somewhere that the higher up the sociodemographic table a young lady is the more likely she is to do that than grant you access via the tradesman's entrance.

Local pricing would indicate otherwise in "town"

 

[OnOff]

Local pricing would indicate otherwise in "town"

Post code?

 

[OnOff]

Tbh, I'd have settled for the pepper sauce she FORGOT the other night when she did steak!

 

[steptoe]

Tbh, I'd have settled for the pepper sauce she FORGOT the other night when she did steak!

I wouldn't care if she forgot the steak altogether,

 

[kerching]

Post code?

Oh, trust me, you REALLY don't want to know

just look for the area that buys the largest amount of bin liners.....some of them are quintuple baggers and twenty pinters