Impossibilities !

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

First, some impossibilities and then some facts!

1. You can't count your hair

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in you fool !

10 things I know about you...

1) You are reading this

2) You are human

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

4) You just attempted to do it

6) You are laughing at yourself

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5

You just checked to see if there is a No. 5

9) You laughed at this because you are an idiot

10) You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it

 

[Manator]

First, some impossibilities and then some facts!1. You can't count your hair

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in you fool !

10 things I know about you...

1) You are reading this

2) You are human

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

4) You just attempted to do it

6) You are laughing at yourself

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5

You just checked to see if there is a No. 5

9) You laughed at this because you are an idiot

10) You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it

No I am going to delete it ROTFWL

 

[steptoe]

you got the 2nd part of Nr 9 right, so thats a start I suppose, :|

 

[septiclecky]

First, some impossibilities and then some facts!1. You can't count your hair

Well I can cause I'm bald a coot therefore the answer is zero.

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Well I can cause I'm bald a coot therefore the answer is zero.

I bet your not

 

[septiclecky]

I bet your not

Was only joking but I know a man who is

Duncan Goodhew as has had alopeca since he was young

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

What's 'bald a coot' anyhow ?:|

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

A balding man and his hair are easily parted

 

[misssweden]

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out

Impossible? I must be doing it wrong then

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Number 2 has proven to be absolutely impossible for me, much to my regret the morning after

 

[kme]

Although I`m VERY tempted.......I`m NOT going to comment!

( remember -live coward>dead hero any day)