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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on i have an idea"
He went next door to butchers shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we dont have any money at all!
Murphy replied "Dont worry-just follow me"
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you,ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven,t got any money!!
Murphy replied, with a smile. "Dont worry, I have a plan, Cheers!
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "Ok ill stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth"
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy- I dont think I can do any more of this. Im drunk and my knees are killing me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I can,t even remember which pub i lost the sausage in"
Murphy said "Hang on i have an idea"
He went next door to butchers shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we dont have any money at all!
Murphy replied "Dont worry-just follow me"
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you,ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven,t got any money!!
Murphy replied, with a smile. "Dont worry, I have a plan, Cheers!
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "Ok ill stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth"
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy- I dont think I can do any more of this. Im drunk and my knees are killing me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I can,t even remember which pub i lost the sausage in"
