Robin Spark
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Part 1 amendment 2 March 2013
1.1 The bedroom will only be a special location if all of the
following regulations can be met.
1.1.2 Bonding will be
required at all times with Mrs Robin Sparks including
a)watching all soaps on tv and sitting next to Mrs Robin
sparks within 300mm whilst saying how exciting the programmes are.
b) Accompanying Mrs RS whilst shopping for handbags, shoes,
clothes and all associated accessories.
NB this will include visiting every retail outlet in a final ring
circuit configuration and then ending up back at the first outlet. No moaning/
groaning is allowed or saying I am tired.
c) No gaseous smells allowed under the insulation in bedroom
location when in the presence of Mrs Robin sparks.
1.1.3 In order for regulation 1.1.2 para b to be achieved
then Mr Robin spark shall provide necessary financing, transport and protection.
1.1.4 Mr Robin Spark shall not disconnect the load within 20000ms
of being activated. Otherwise a time delay
device complying with BS6969 shall be erected.
1.1.5 Self Functional
testing of equipment will no longer be allowed unless authorised by Mrs Robin
Spark.
1.1.6 Resistance to other women shall be made at all times
and no testing or probing allowed in this area.
Otherwise Mr Robin Sparks will be safely isolated, disconnected and made
dead.
1.1.7 Mrs Robin
sparks will decide the maximum demands and diversity of duties that Mr Robin
Sparks will be duty bound to. These can
be changed without prior notification.
1.1.8 At least 3 minor
works to be completed each day which can include but not limited to
i. washing up
ii. cooking dinner
iii. Getting child ready for school
iv. Vacuuming
1.1.9 Even if all of
the above regulations are fulfilled then Mrs Robin Spark can still with hold
the designation of the bedroom as being a special location until further notice
is given.
1.1 The bedroom will only be a special location if all of the
following regulations can be met.
1.1.2 Bonding will be
required at all times with Mrs Robin Sparks including
a)watching all soaps on tv and sitting next to Mrs Robin
sparks within 300mm whilst saying how exciting the programmes are.
b) Accompanying Mrs RS whilst shopping for handbags, shoes,
clothes and all associated accessories.
NB this will include visiting every retail outlet in a final ring
circuit configuration and then ending up back at the first outlet. No moaning/
groaning is allowed or saying I am tired.
c) No gaseous smells allowed under the insulation in bedroom
location when in the presence of Mrs Robin sparks.
1.1.3 In order for regulation 1.1.2 para b to be achieved
then Mr Robin spark shall provide necessary financing, transport and protection.
1.1.4 Mr Robin Spark shall not disconnect the load within 20000ms
of being activated. Otherwise a time delay
device complying with BS6969 shall be erected.
1.1.5 Self Functional
testing of equipment will no longer be allowed unless authorised by Mrs Robin
Spark.
1.1.6 Resistance to other women shall be made at all times
and no testing or probing allowed in this area.
Otherwise Mr Robin Sparks will be safely isolated, disconnected and made
dead.
1.1.7 Mrs Robin
sparks will decide the maximum demands and diversity of duties that Mr Robin
Sparks will be duty bound to. These can
be changed without prior notification.
1.1.8 At least 3 minor
works to be completed each day which can include but not limited to
i. washing up
ii. cooking dinner
iii. Getting child ready for school
iv. Vacuuming
1.1.9 Even if all of
the above regulations are fulfilled then Mrs Robin Spark can still with hold
the designation of the bedroom as being a special location until further notice
is given.
