Job

[ABC Technical]

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got One in from a very wealthy man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his Nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The

Salary package is

 

[Apache]

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[a1]

Heard that one before - But it is still great to read.

 

[maccarooni]

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Very good

 

[PAUL M]

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