Jobs that went wrong.....

[Revved Up Sparky]

Hello, I'm back. Have you missed me ? Septiclecky will have done I'm certain.

Well I've been really busy lately having tried a few career changes.

I started working as a personal trainer but I resigned when I realised it was'nt working out.

Then I got a job in an orange juice processing plant but I ending up getting sacked because I could'nt concentrate.

Somebody told me that the best job to have in a credit crunch is actually a binman..... because business is always picking up. OK OK the job might be rubbish and some days I might be down in the dumps but the tips are great.

I started studying for a maths degree before someone depressed me by telling me that the best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

I contemplated becoming an archaeologist but decided I did'nt want my career to end in ruins.

Thought about becoming a plumber but thought it might be too draining.

Then I got a job in a doughnut factory but I got sick and tired of the hole thing.

I worked for a while in a watch factory--- I got a bit ticked off at times but all I did all day was stand around making faces.

Then I spend a few weeks working in a bank but I kept losing interest.

I tried gardening but got laid off because the head gardener decided that I was too rough around the hedges. (well actually my son kept falling asleep on the compost heap--- I did think he would eventually grow out of it)

So it's back to sparkying for now.

 

[septiclecky]

Hello, I'm back. Have you missed me ? Septiclecky will have done I'm certain.Well I've been really busy lately having tried a few career changes.

I started working as a personal trainer but I resigned when I realised it was'nt working out.

Then I got a job in an orange juice processing plant but I ending up getting sacked because I could'nt concentrate.

Somebody told me that the best job to have in a credit crunch is actually a binman..... because business is always picking up. OK OK the job might be rubbish and some days I might be down in the dumps but the tips are great.

I started studying for a maths degree before someone depressed me by telling me that the best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

I contemplated becoming an archaeologist but decided I did'nt want my career to end in ruins.

Thought about becoming a plumber but thought it might be too draining.

Then I got a job in a doughnut factory but I got sick and tired of the hole thing.

I worked for a while in a watch factory--- I got a bit ticked off at times but all I did all day was stand around making faces.

Then I spend a few weeks working in a bank but I kept losing interest.

I tried gardening and got laid up because the head gardener decided that I was too rough around the hedges.

So it's back to sparkying for now.

Thought I upset you that much you was the ****** that had jumped off the Ben-My-Cree

Or started calling you Homer

Good to see you back

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[revjames]

welcome back and get a new joke book!

 

[a2]

:^O