Lady of the night

[mikep]

A man born with no legs or arms was speaking to his mate and said, I have never been with a woman !!!

So his mate takes him round to a well known prostitute and drops him off saying he will pick him up in an hour.

The door opens and the woman looks at him and say's, yes can I help you !!

Yes he say's I would like SEX,

She replies, I think that would be difficult you have no arms or legs !!!

He said I rang the bell did'nt I !!!!

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[batty]

Rude.

:|

 

[m4tty]

lolol ]

 

[a1]

Reminds me of a prostitute that I saw on the telly. She had no arms and legs either.

Cash & Carry, so she was.

 

[steptoe]

when I worked for RBH a couple of years ago there was a house we done some work in,

total bargain basement "lady" lived there,

only had one leg, she had to get the other took off through needling it too much.!

TOTAL TRASH, woulda been better getting it amputated just below the neck IMO. :^O