Led Downlights Too Bright

[steptoe]

Noz, 

I'm sending my wife down to yours too,

Might not improve your situation,

But it will sure as hell improve mine,

No point us all being pissed off,

I'd suggest the rest of you do the same,

Someone has to take it for the team, it may as well be Noz. 

 

[Lurch]

I could do with someone to do the cooking and light cleaning duties if there are spare wives being dispatched around the country.

 

[steptoe]

Do you really think if they were bearable we'd be dispersing them? 

btw,

Half a case of carlberg and she is yours, 

Or would you prefer cider,? 

I'm willing to offer most things..... 

 

[Lurch]

Do you really think if they were bearable we'd be dispersing them?

I won't be at home much.

Half a case of carlberg and she is yours, 

Or would you prefer cider,? 

I'm willing to offer most things.....

I could do with a new volt stick.

 

[NozSpark]

He doesn't have volt sticks,,, however I have it on good authority that he has a load of neons

 

[Lurch]

He doesn't have volt sticks,,, however I have it on good authority that he has a load of neons

Even better, I've heard those volt sticks can be unreliable.

 

[Sharpend]

Ah yes, but so can wives.

 

[steptoe]

Ive got some neons with cracked resistors Lurch,

do you want those?

might be good to pass on to the people that piss you off,,,,,,

not sure how many hundred I have though, probably not enough,,,,