Little Johnny went to his father and said, 'Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between'potentially' and 'realistically', Can you help me?'.
The father thought for a moment, then said, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, then come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds ?'
'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
Next he asked his sister, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'
'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
Then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'
'Of course,' he said, 'Do you know what a million quid would buy?'
Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
'Well', his father said, 'Did you find out the difference?'.
Little Johnny replied, 'Yes....... 'potentially', you and I are sitting on three million pounds.............. But 'realistically', ........ We're living with two whores and a rent boy.'
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The father thought for a moment, then said, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, then come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds ?'
'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
Next he asked his sister, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'
'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
Then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'
'Of course,' he said, 'Do you know what a million quid would buy?'
Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
'Well', his father said, 'Did you find out the difference?'.
Little Johnny replied, 'Yes....... 'potentially', you and I are sitting on three million pounds.............. But 'realistically', ........ We're living with two whores and a rent boy.'
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