Lodger

[Apache]

A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she

could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have

a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of

the fire.......

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman

filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised

to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to

her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, don't go to darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave

a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife

asked:

"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do

you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed

the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department;

very generously indeed.

Then the girl went to bed and the husband came in; the wife asked:

"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often

enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't"...

 

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