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1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the cr@p out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .. Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like .... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
13. Men are like..... Coffee....The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
14. Men are like..... Computers....Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
15. Men are like..... Coolers...Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
16. Men are like..... Copiers....You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
17. Men are like..... Bank Accounts....Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.
18. Men are like..... Bike helmets....Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
19.Men are like..... Used Cars....Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
20.Men are like..... High heels....They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
21. Men are like..... Horoscopes....They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
22. Men are like..... Curling tongs...They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
23. Men are like..... Lawn Mowers....If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
24.Men are like..... Mini skirts...If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
25. Men are like..... Plungers....They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
26. Men are like..... Placemats....They only show up when there's food on the table
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .. Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like .... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
13. Men are like..... Coffee....The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
14. Men are like..... Computers....Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
15. Men are like..... Coolers...Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
16. Men are like..... Copiers....You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
17. Men are like..... Bank Accounts....Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.
18. Men are like..... Bike helmets....Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
19.Men are like..... Used Cars....Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
20.Men are like..... High heels....They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
21. Men are like..... Horoscopes....They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
22. Men are like..... Curling tongs...They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
23. Men are like..... Lawn Mowers....If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
24.Men are like..... Mini skirts...If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
25. Men are like..... Plungers....They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
26. Men are like..... Placemats....They only show up when there's food on the table
