My dyslexic alcoholic neighbour is recovering in hospital.....

[Revved Up Sparky]

...... after choking on his own vimto ....... !

 

[Robin Spark]

I am dyslexic always getting my words mixed up! Asked the Mrs the other night if she'd rub my spine as it was aching.

 

[Evans Electric]

I saw a classic graffitti at Aston University years ago .......... " Dyslexia lures, KO ? "

 

[revjames]

Didnt a dyslexic Iraqi pilot bomb Kwik fit in the gulf war?

 

[septiclecky]

Didnt a dyslexic Iraqi pilot bomb Kwik fit in the gulf war?

:C :C:C:C:C:C:C????????

 

[revjames]

:C :C:C:C:C:C:C????????

Kwik fit - Kuwait..... why do I bother........

 

[ianmacd]

Not really a mix up of letters though is it?

 

[revjames]

well if youre going to have a moan have a go at the Rev sparks as he told that joke first.....

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

well if youre going to have a moan have a go at the Rev sparks as he told that joke first.....

Ha ha ! very funny James !.... nearly as funny as the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa !

 

[ianmacd]

now thats funny.

 

[septiclecky]

well if youre going to have a moan have a go at the Rev sparks as he told that joke first.....

Well that was funny

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman, he had a cat flap on his head.

 

[kerching]

Dyslexic Pimp that went out and bought a Warehouse

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Didnt a dyslexic Iraqi pilot bomb Kwik fit in the gulf war?

I think you will find that it was actually one of our colonial Yippee Kai Aye, Blue on Blue, Jingoistic cousins who tried to bomb Tie Rack

 

[roys]

Dyslexic man walked into a bra.

 

[gavindrummond]

A dyslexic bank robber says to the clerk behind the desk.

You got the money this is a fu#k up