Need answer for these question please!!!

[sprocketflup]

CAN ANYONE ANSWER THESE QUESTION PLEASE I REALLY NEED THESE ANSWER.

THANKS IN ADVANCE.

PLEASE ANSWER AS MANY AS YOU CAN THANKS.

1 a) what is the meaning of life the universe and everything? (42 marks)

B) What is the question? (infinite marks)

2 Who said - "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce"? (Karl marks)

3 What was the former unit of currency of Germany? (deutsch marks)

4 True or False - This (TEF) is not just an electrical talk forum, this is an M&S electrcial talk forum ( marks and sparks)

5 Explain Fermats last theorem (x marks + y marks = z marks)

6 Why does it hurt when i pee? ( stretch marks)

7 Why do i find it so difficult to tie a knot in the neck of an inflated balloon?

8 Describe the way to Amarillo

9 When, will I, will I be famous?

10 a)What would you do if I sang out of tune?

B) would you stand up and walk out on me?

11 Explain the subatomic process that ensures that no matter what or how much equipment you take to a job, theres always something you could really have done with?

12 ( For female sparks only ) What is the offside rule?

13 a) What is your name?

B) What is your quest?

c) What is your favourite colour?

14 Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

15 Why do I bother?

16) wHen WiLl the nOiSes stOP MUMmY?!*%^&?

 

[Manator]

They are just trick questions, do some homework and show us your workings and we may be able to show you where your going wrong.

 

[Evans Electric]

Admin I see that Sprockets mind is deteriorating rapidly now , can you put him on the medication list with Steps and Specs.

 

[steptoe]

4) FALSE

its obvious that this is a CARLSBERG forum,(probably)