Neighbours !neighbours You Say ..............

[Evans Electric]

...........don't talk to me about neighbours ....our new ones seem to own the only 8 door Ford Focus in the world. 

They have a habit of coming home from wherever at 1.00am ish   ,  pull onto the front drive followed by  Slam! -Slam! -Slam!-Slam.............Slam!- Slam- Slam!.................................................................Slam!!!     then front door ...Slam!!! 

Don't start me on the rubbish they chuck out the front  and in the rear gulley ..garage access drive , I'll post a pic later .....never get round to clearing it away ............waiting to catch them so I can say  you are taking the pi$$   . 

Previous neighbours were no problem , Posh n Becks if you remember.

 

[Robin Spark]

Deke, if you can i think you need to move house!

 

[kerching]

Well,if you can fix the Internet then surely a couple of ignorant neighbours should not be to difficult to, how can I put this.....

Sort out

Just having neighbours that breed boxer dogs I feel your pain

 

[Evans Electric]

If asked to describe them you'd have to say their parents were not exactly from northern europe ..just being PC

 

[Evans Electric]

Where once Posh n Becks housed his pride and joy .........



We now have these dirty bastards taking the pi$$

Oh look  no one else finds it necessary to dump crap out here.

 

[ProDave]

That's just a cunning way to show off that they have a bigger telly than you.

Oh and to prove they bought it new.

 

[kerching]

Not wishing tipo be too picky.....but if you look in the distance and squint abit , you can just make out an abandoned knckered rusty old grey va..........

Oh hang on a minute, cancel that

Ring the council, mention fly tipping, and what you think is hazardous waste, little children playing in the area, health risk etc

( make sure you garage the van first though!)

 

[Evans Electric]

Private drive Kerch, counncil won't touch it .    They won't tow away that old van , theres a  boat further up ...think they're waiting for the tide to come in . 

PD  thet fitted that telly to the wall in the garage .. :C .I'm waiting for the damp to blow it up TBH  .  What the hell is that is all about ?

Deke, if you can i think you need to move house!

We've been looking . Robin .

 

[ProDave]

"Home Cinema room"  That's added thousands to the value of the house don't you know.

 

[Evans Electric]

Well they used it once ,  their 4 yr old's birthday was celebrated by 6-7  male relatives all piling up there and getting loudly pi$$ed with the TV playing music vids from what we could see.    All the women in the house .

Ah well , as they say ...there goes the neighbourhood.

  Also still waiting for them to work out that its  the GREEN BOX  for tin cans /plastic  and the BLUE BOX for paper.    

 

[revjames]

What are they going to do about that scrap van left in the lane?

 

[kerching]

What are they going to do about that scrap van left in the lane?

Cough. Post #7.........cough

 

[revjames]

Darn you kerchy, theres me thinking I'm bringing something fresh and original.... ah well, great minds and all that!

 

[Sharpend]

The way the van has been abandoned with doors swung open, I'd say it belonged to the police and they've just carried out a raid on that unit with the doors open, I mean can't have any valuables in it otherwise doors would be shut right?

 

[Evans Electric]

If you don't mind .......  that is the Evans Electric workshop & storage Facility  with our fast response transport  fleet outside.     

 

[kerching]

If you don't mind .......  that is the Evans Electric workshop & storage Facility  with our fast response transport  fleet outside.     

Fast

Action

Response

Team

 

[Evans Electric]

Ah!  Thats great Kerch !    I've been looking for a clever acronym for ages ..........Fast Action Response Team  Eh !   Love it .     Getting the van lettered up with it tomorrow.

 

[ProDave]

Get this sign writer to do it for you 

 

[Evans Electric]

Great !  :slap

 

[septiclecky]

Fast

Action

Response

Team

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