No fun getting old

[ProDave]

This is my neighbour:

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my drive-way. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

 

[steptoe]

you can put her up for the forum totty Dave,

she'd get mine,

vote that is,

 

[ProDave]

Marks out of 10? I'd give her one.

 

[Technician]

Does this happen regularly around your area

ProDave?

Incidentally...was the dog well behaved?

The one on four legs, I mean.

 

[ProDave]

Does this happen regularly around your area ProDave?

Incidentally...was the dog well behaved?

The one on four legs, I mean.

No not often.

I don't like dogs, so I declined.

Now if she had asked me to look after her cat......

 

[philbas]

No not often.I don't like dogs, so I declined.

Now if she had asked me to look after her cat......

You would have been happy to stroke her *****

edit

the censor machine kicks in

honest all i typed was a line of 0's, but Admin has clearly kept her phone number for himself and censored it from the rest of us.