Not rearing pigs.

[kme]

Rt Hon David Miliband MP

Secretary of State,

Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),

Nobel House

17 Smith Square

London SW1P 3JR16 May 2007

Dear Secretary of State,

My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for

 

[betty swollocks]

Sounds like your farmer mates been telling you porkies

 

[Apache]

It is not real. They don't pay you for that.

 

[Zeespark]

Knowing a pig farmer can come in handy for customers who dont pay their bills though....... :innocent :coat

AndyGuinness

 

[sprocketflup]

Ive never reared a pig. Or a sheep. Honest,officer

 

[Andy™]

Ive never raped a pig. Or a sheep. Honest,officer

fixed that for you.

 

[sprocketflup]

I have woke up in bed after a night out with a few dogs tho and the occasional moose

 

[betty swollocks]

Reminds me of the time I came home drunk with a sheep under my arm, I stood in the bedroom doorway and said in a loud voice " look at the state of this ugly pig"

My (then) wife woke up and pointed out I was soo drunk i was actually holding a sheep to which I replied

" I was talking to the sheep "