Now For Something Completely Different. A Caption Compettition

[ProDave]

Caption please?

I'll start with Chain Sore.

 

[Steve3948]

If I can get this going, me and my other half will have it done in no time.

 

[OnOff]

"Chopped his McCullochs clean off he did, apparently they're Stihl looking for them!"

"That's the last time he'll get wood.......................!"

 

[Sharpend]

If they won't give me the operation then I'll do it myself!

Afterall how difficult can it be...... I do my own electrics!

 

[samson337]

Well they do say the wood pecker will be extinct soon

 

[betty swollocks]

This is the last time I offer to repair ms swedens rampant rabbit!

 

[kerching]

Awghhhhhh Nuts!

My camouflage will protect me

What's that strange buz................................

What's the worst that can happen

Trust me I've been on a short course

Waiting list for a vasectomy FFS how hard can it be?

Ahhhhhhhh BOLLOCKS!

Meat balls anybody, horse free

Should I do. This in accordance with manufacturers instructions? Or should I just wing it as I am so fecking clever?

 

[misssweden]

This is the last time I offer to repair ms swedens rampant rabbit!

Well, you broke it

 

[Andy™]

Dont worry, ive got balls of steel

 

[M107]

Split arse.

Top brass undertake Health Hazard Assessment Program and

occupational health assessment of the new protective combat trousers and provided recommendations on how to minimize any

risks.

Stupid boy Pike

 

[sprocketflup]

Never any foreplay she says. Youve never found my G spot she says. hmph

 

[ProDave]

There's a man with a split personality.

 

[septiclecky]

I'm not paying that b***** surgeon £3000 for a vasectomy

 

[binky]

its a new film

       the Texas chainsaw suicide

 

[nashey]

Yeehaaa!!!

 

[husky2013]

Well the NHS wont pay for my gender reassignment i shall make myself lady parts instead, this chainsaw should save time but removing parts and creating the 1 split i need!

 

[Andy™]

wow... 3 month to come up with that caption?!

 

[Nicky Tesla]

ill teach those buggers not to send me for a left handed screwdriver

 

[roys]

I seem to have lost my Part P

 

[ProDave]

I seem to have lost my Part P

If it starts, you will lose a lot more.