Numbers

[itsjustme]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

 

[poni]

There are three types of people in this world

Those that are good at maths

And those that are not

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[Revved Up Sparky]

The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

Four thirds of people do not understand fractions.

I was doing my algebra homework in the pub but got warned that I should'nt drink and derive.

My crossed eyed maths teacher used to have problems controlling his pupils.

Letters

I am best friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't really know Y.

Never overcook your alphabet soup, it could spell disaster.

 

[kerching]

There are three types of people in this world

Those that are good at maths

And those that are not

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WRONG

There are actually 10 types of people in the world....

Those that understand Binary.....

 

[revjames]

Henry the 1/8th invented fractions

 

[TC-Electric]

Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take the s out!