Over Inflated Jobs Titles....

[Blue Duck]

I need one... Preferably one that doesn't involve the word engineer!

You see everyone at my workplace has been allowed to make their own and no joke they are ****** rediculus! I cannot remember off the top of my head but when I get in the office I will look them up.

In the mean time I need one to be part of the crew.

:slap

Found one:

***** ******** Ageing & Society' B Arch,

Research & Business Development Project Manager - ****** ****- 'Providing Help for people with hoarding behaviours in ******

Basicly they clear rubbish from peoples homes and not very well either!

 

[ProDave]

I'm sure my title is General Dog's body.

 

[binky]

Energy Management and Distribution Consultant? - too sensible

Specialist Power Algorithm Management - getting better.

I'll think of a few more later

 

[OnOff]

My mate married "up". His missus is one of these super fit yummy mummies and the kids all have posh names go to good schools. Currently having the house re-done a la Grand Designs. In laws are millionaires etc. Their social set includes evening soirees with equally posh friends. He's a window cleaner / vision technician depending on the company!  :lol:

 

[Murdoch]

I am Chief Executive Officer of my business - the 1 and only employee - so I could equally be the cleaner!

 

[kerching]

I too am a CEO

Also....specialist in on time distribution of atomically transferred charged electrons within a metallic interface scenario across all platforms. Mission statement....to keep yhe magic smoke from escaping

 

[steptoe]

Aqua-malt ingester,   :C  

 

[Blue Duck]

sounds like some kind of brewery machine steps!

My attempt:

electrotechnical, mechanical and comunication systems departmental officer?

:lol:

 

[kerching]

sounds like some kind of brewery machine steps!

My attempt:

electrotechnical, mechanical and comunication systems departmental officer?

:lol:

I think you are under selling yourself!

 

[DiddyFA]

My dad's mate called himself an Ariel technician whenever anyone asked. He was actually a Crane driver in the mill.

 

[misssweden]

Electrical Power Distribution Specialist?

Naaah, there's no way to make a jointer sound fancy.

 

[kerching]

Electrical Power Distribution ...AND MULTI PLATFORM SYSTEMS INTERFACE ....Specialist?

Naaah, there's no way to make a jointer sound fancy.

 

[steptoe]

Electrical Power Distribution Specialist?

Naaah, there's no way to make a jointer sound fancy.

Pole dancer,?

Works for me,    

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Bouncy Castle Installation Engineer

 

[misssweden]

Pole dancer,?

Works for me,

Would work for me too if I climbed poles, but I spend my time in muddy holes.

 

[kerching]

Hole Dancer, maybe?

Subterranean power distribution systems layer 5 interface and integration facilitator

 

[misssweden]

You have such a way with words kerch

 

[kerching]

You have such a way with words kerch

I know!.......has got me into a few "tricky situations" in the past!