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[Sharpend]

Surprisingly, Boyfriend wasn't keen on me getting married... :C

That's because he thought you were going to marry him!

 

[misssweden]

That's because he thought you were going to marry him!

Aah, so that's where I went wrong! I'll try suggesting that I'll become the next Mrs Steptoe instead.

Now, anyone fancy earning a bit of cash laying a patio...? :innocent

 

[steptoe]

Steptoeson

I'll have you know,

a proper Swedish name, none of these farty part Finnish names from me. 

 

[misssweden]

Steptoeson

I'll have you know,

a proper Swedish name, none of these farty part Finnish names from me. 

I suppose that means I'll have to scrap the plans of having a double-barrelled surname. No way would I be able to fit that on the driving licence :slap

 

[steptoe]

I suppose that means I'll have to scrap the plans of having a double-barrelled surname. No way would I be able to fit that on the driving licence :slap

:slap

Miss magnus magusson magnussonson missweden alfonsen nielsen steptoeson

NAAAAWWWWW

its never gonna fit, is it?   :shakehead

 

[misssweden]

:slap

Miss magnus magusson magnussonson missweden alfonsen nielsen steptoeson

NAAAAWWWWW

its never gonna fit, is it?   :shakehead

Nope, that's never gonna fit! Unless I apply to get an enlarged driving licence. But then that wouldn't fit in my purse... :shakehead

No, I think I'll stick to just Steptoeson

 

[steptoe]

You will need a larger purse to carry all the cash around once you have become Mrs magnus magusson magnussonson missweden alfonsen nielsen steptoeson, the name will then fit ok on the extended driving license and in the purse next to the pictures of the queen :slap

oh,

didnt know she knew the queen, never married a posh bird yet,

could you get me princess Catherines autograph for present wife, at least that will distract her while Im swinging the shovel.  :|

 

[misssweden]

oh,

didnt know she knew the queen, never married a posh bird yet,

could you get me princess Catherines autograph for present wife, at least that will distract her while Im swinging the shovel.  :|

Me and the queen have been neighbours for quite a few years now. She only lives a few junctions down the M4 She pops in every now and then to borrow stuff like sugar and the lawnmower

 

[alpha spark]

Sorry miss Sweden de scoobed u ill scoob another post of yours to make up for it

I wish the 2 were not so close to each other

 

[steptoe]

Sorry miss Sweden de scoobed u ill scoob another post of yours to make up for it

I wish the 2 were not so close to each other

especially if you are on a mobile device,  headbang

happened to me a few times,

note to STAFF

get the fricking things moved!!!!!!

 

[a3]

note to STAFF

get the fricking things moved!!!!!!

You Called ?

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Pretty Please