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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million pounds." So the boy goes up to his mum and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and she replies "He is so fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million pounds, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million quid?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the difference?" says the father. "Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million pound, realistically we're living with 2 s1uts and a fag!"
