Precautions to be taken on a very windy day !

[Revved Up Sparky]

I'm in the process of rewiring an Anglican church, it's a Grade 2 listed building but it has'nt got a toilet ! grr.

Anyway I was taking a sneaky pee next to a hedge in the graveyard outside and a gust of wind caught my pee and sprayed it all upwards right in my face !.

Not a pleasant experience I can tell you !.

Has anybody else had an incident in the last two days involving this very windy weather ?

 

[Terry W]

A fine example of why you should be provided with toilet & washing facilities,

 

[steptoe]

was that the boss telling you not to be naughty?

 

[Bacon]

They say GOD works in mysterious way.

 

[Evans Electric]

Just thank the Lord it was only a pee you were taking :coat :coat

 

[NozSpark]

As a kid weren't you tought to never P upwind?

 

[revjames]

ha ha thats priceless. Another one for the collection. Did you leave anything on the van roof?

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

As a kid weren't you tought to never P upwind?

Absolutely but this was a gust of wind - like a mini whirlwind even !

James what are you on about ? eh ? van roof ?

 

[MajorOak]

I threw up on the wall of death when I was 14 Link and coated myself and quite a few other people with liquid hot dog!!

 

[paul b b]

As it was a church I am guessing it was god giving house a golden shower....kinky ****** ain't he

 

[kerching]

Around here , on a windy day, the local 'totty' just put on more glitter and use a Bus Shelter as protection!!!

 

[Doc Hudson]

Well is this a suitable topic for the forum I wonder? after careful reading I see no conflicts with the forum T&C's, or references to anyone taking the Pi55 so I think it can stay? Also its always good to laugh at someone else's mistakes! Thank you revved Up Sparky.

Doc H.

 

[revjames]

Didnt know you were Part P reg'd

 

[sellers]

classic story,

got no funny stories to tell, but I was fitting 2 areials to a chimney yesterday. Clinging to the chimney stack crying like a girl.

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Mrs revjames has to take precautions every single day cos it's always very windy in his house !