Qualifications you should have

[Andy™]

if youve ever been an apprentice, you would know all the other stuff youve have experience in, but no qualifications for. so what titles can we come up with?

Some starters

C&G 4812 - lofts over 0.5mtr head room

C&G 4813 - Loft under 0.5mtr head room

C&G 4814 - under floors, including waterlogged area's

C&G 5616 - Looking busy in front of management

C&G 8462 - Learning how to avoid management/questions after your daily 1PM finish(for council employees only)

C&G 1472 - How to repair a chase that has gone into the next room/house

C&G 3875 - How to remove as much cable/copper from job as possible for scrap

Any others?!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

if youve ever been an apprentice, you would know all the other stuff youve have experience in, but no qualifications for. so what titles can we come up with?Some starters

C&G 4812 - lofts over 0.5mtr head room

C&G 4813 - Loft under 0.5mtr head room

C&G 4814 - under floors, including waterlogged area's

C&G 5616 - Looking busy in front of management

C&G 8462 - Learning how to avoid management/questions after your daily 1PM finish(for council employees only)

C&G 1472 - How to repair a chase that has gone into the next room/house

C&G 3875 - Hoe to remove as much cable/copper from job as possible for scrap

Any others?!

tut tut Andy!!! X(

you missed the most important two off!!!

C&G 123T - making a good mug-of-tea.

C&G A456 - getting the bacon butties back from the roadside van STILL WARM!

But I will let you off cuz it is Easter hols! :^O:^O

 

[Evans Electric]

C&G 1234 - Knowing the whereabouts of every cafe in a twenty mile radius of the yard.

C&G 2833- Timesheet fiddling & travelling time exaggeration exercises.

 

[Andy™]

tut tut Andy!!! X( you missed the most important two off!!!

C&G 123T - making a good mug-of-tea.

C&G A456 - getting the bacon butties back from the roadside van STILL WARM!

But I will let you off cuz it is Easter hols! :^O:^O

Nice C&G numbers

round here its more C&G A194B&Q!

 

[Andy™]

C&G 1234 - Knowing the whereabouts of every cafe in a twenty mile radius of the yard.C&G 2833- Timesheet fiddling & travelling time exaggeration exercises.

how could i forget those! both extremely important and something i have loads of experience in! (but its more which chippy/greggs in the area - and equally, which ones not to go to)

 

[Andy™]

C&G 7162 - Locations of parking hide-aways

 

[Robojin]

C&G A2Z - Now you know everything

C&G A2B - Finding the best route the Job

C&G 2009 WTF - Expletive Edition revised

C&G 999 - DIY Expertise without boundaries

 

[Andy™]

C&G 7456 - how to get lecky from an in-debt meter...

 

[Jono Pashley]

C&G 5018 Avoiding the Wholesalers sales rep.

 

[a1]

PMSL :^O

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