A man hires a car at the airport and when he goes to collect it he notices a GPS unit is attached to the windscreen. He thinks "damn I didn't ask for one of these. Bet I'm paying extra for it". Then he decides he could us some assistance so he switches it on, types in his destination and begins his journey. As he drives along, the GPS gives its directions:
Turn left at the next intersection
Continue straight ahead for 5 kms
At the roundabout, take the second exit
I really like your tie
Turn right at the next intersection
'EH..? What was that about my tie? I must hearing things" he thinks to himself
Follow road to the left
Speed camera alert
You have beautiful eyes
This goes on all the time he has the car and while it was a little unsettling at first, he soon gets used to it and finds it makes him feel pretty good.
When he returns the car he says to the lady at the counter, "That GPS is awesome...! How much extra did I have to pay for it?"
The lady replies,
Turn left at the next intersection
Continue straight ahead for 5 kms
At the roundabout, take the second exit
I really like your tie
Turn right at the next intersection
'EH..? What was that about my tie? I must hearing things" he thinks to himself
Follow road to the left
Speed camera alert
You have beautiful eyes
This goes on all the time he has the car and while it was a little unsettling at first, he soon gets used to it and finds it makes him feel pretty good.
When he returns the car he says to the lady at the counter, "That GPS is awesome...! How much extra did I have to pay for it?"
The lady replies,
