A scouser walks up to gentleman in the local council and says "Im looking for a job" the man replies "Well I have one that's starting straight away in your area, its £40,000 a year with a company 5 series BMW, 70p a mile, 85 days paid holidays a year excluding bank holidays, phone, laptop, 37.5 hour weeks with flexi time and you get at least 2 weeks a year at the company villa in Monaco all expenses paid.
"Your taking the ****" says the scouser
"Well you started it" the man replied.
"Your taking the ****" says the scouser
"Well you started it" the man replied.