Server Down Time?

[Sharpend]

Is that the best Christmas present you can give to deke?

Allow him five minutes computer time .......... How many more minutes after his finished should we wait, before normal service is resumed.

 

[Evans Electric]

I'm limbering up ,  flexing my fingers   finger,  ready to attack the keyboard at blistering speed. 

Not quite sure how you shut this thing down properly .......... erm.....   I'll just hit the test button on the RCD I think  ...that'll do it .

Now just need to find  the numbers 1233454566978  Oh yes up here at the top , never noticed them before  ...now whats this here for   naw  don't need it anyway .

OK Guys   don't start any long threads , nearly time ....  wheres my copy of    " Shutting down a Forum for Dummies"  gone ...ah  got it ,  page 12  ... " Shutdown and adjust protocols and twerk the bandwidth ".........................Ooooooooh   must remember not to Megger the mainframe @ 500V  this time  .

Now this will be a bit like everyone waiting on tenterhooks as Apollo 13 goes  behind the Moon and loses contact with Houston   but have no fear ... our esteemed Forum is in expert hands   ... so sit back  and wait as we go into Luner orbit

 

[steptoe]

it doesnt work at night, it needs the sun  :slap

I have visions of Deke putting his size nines into the side of the box,,,     :slap

 

[Sharpend]

What happened, where am I?

When did deke get his own comedy roadshow???

 

[Andy™]

it doesnt work at night, it needs the sun  :slap

not Deke's. it has an illuminated background

 

[Sharpend]

I'm limbering up ,  flexing my fingers   finger,  ready to attack the keyboard at blistering speed. 

Not quite sure how you shut this thing down properly .......... erm.....   I'll just hit the test button on the RCD I think  ...that'll do it .

Now just need to find  the numbers 1233454566978  Oh yes up here at the top , never noticed them before  ...now whats this here for   naw  don't need it anyway .

OK Guys   don't start any long threads , nearly time ....  wheres my copy of    " Shutting down a Forum for Dummies"  gone ...ah  got it ,  page 12  ... " Shutdown and adjust protocols and twerk the bandwidth ".........................Ooooooooh   must remember not to Megger the mainframe @ 500V  this time  .

Now this will be a bit like everyone waiting on tenterhooks as Apollo 13 goes  behind the Moon and loses contact with Houston   but have no fear ... our esteemed Forum is in expert hands   ... so sit back  and wait as we go into Luner orbit

Why do I get visions of deke looking a bit like the doc? Or is he more a Marty in his time travelling escort van?

 

[Evans Electric]

Helloooo Houston   ...I'm back ...  can you hear me Major Tom ?......   We had to fly the Mainframe around the darkside of the Moon to make adjustments in zero gravity .....    Hello ... are we back online  ?  ......

Houston do we have a problem ..... I can't hear anything ,,,,,, its dark out here ......  Planet Earth is blue ..........why are we destroying it ?.........  I'm only getting static .....................can anyone hear me ??????   ....I'm re-entering now ...............Jeeeeeezzzzzz its hot ^^^^...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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[Andy™]

this one?!

 

[Sharpend]

Sssshhhhhhh, don't tell him that's the eject button.

 

[sprocketflup]

this one?!

Is that 2 way?

 

[Evans Electric]

Did I hear someone say ................press the leg of mutton ???? ............. Helloooo  .........its lonely up here ..........do you hear me Houston ???

I'm now in orbit ........... waiting for the UK to come around ... I spash down in the Birmingham to Worcester canal ..........off Gas Street ..... 

....I don't get this " Press the leg of mutton "thing  ......

I pressed everything ecxept this Big Red button .......... and er..... Ah .... I see now .... leg of mutton indeed.......  I.m pressing nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hey ...weird ....  I'm back in the office  ....woah!....online ...... success then .     Is anybody there ?    Have I broken the Forum ?

Need Tea  .

 

[Andy™]

Is that 2 way?

of course. it even has an intermediate too

 

[sprocketflup]

of course. it even has an intermediate too

Whoah! Im out of my depth here - "Ahm oot!"

 

[Evans Electric]

Deke - That was the longest 5 minutes of my life - What time zone does your time piece run on !!!!!

Time slows down as you leave the Earth .I forgot to factor that in .

 

[sprocketflup]

Do you want to borrow my Sonic Screwdriver monkee ?

That would not surprise one bit to see one of them in your toolbag

 

[Evans Electric]

Oh well   not a bad shutdown ....only 11 times longer that I thought ...............lucky Apache wasn't doing it ...you know what he's like ?

Fine job  there .....everythings working .

Back later .

 

[sprocketflup]

Time slows down as you leave the Earth .I forgot to factor that in .

did you 'Jump' through the Van Halen belt?

 

[Andy™]

Do you want to borrow my Sonic Screwdriver monkee ?

can i borrow the blue box too?

 

[Evans Electric]

did you 'Jump' through the Van Halen belt?

Thought he was the vampire hunter :innocent

 

[Apache]

do you hear me Houston ???

Whitney............

Whitney...........

Whitney............

(she's dead, Deke)