Short Jokes

[a1]

Dave's Mother has three Sons; Tom, **** and who?

 

[Andy™]

Dave's Mother has three Sons; Tom, **** and who?

Mary?

or possibly Dave

 

[a1]

That's right Andy, It was Mary. :^O

 

[Andy™]

That's right Andy, It was Mary. :^O

thats a relief. i thought i was loosing it

 

[Apache]

Dave's Mother has three Sons; Tom, D1ck and who?

dave

 

[oliver1234]

A woodworm walks into a pub and asks "is the bar tender here?"

 

[mcgaw81]

Did you hear about the oyster who went to a seafood disco last week?

He pulled a mussel.

 

[mcgaw81]

Police raided a house in Hayes today and found the chopped up remains of a Shredded Wheat, a Weetabix and a Sugar Puff.

They fear they have a cereal killer at large....

 

[mcgaw81]

I bought my kids batteries for Christmas with a note attached to them saying...''Toys Not Included''

 

[Andy™]

I bought my kids batteries for Christmas with a note attached to them saying...''Toys Not Included''

Applaud Smiley

 

[musicspark]

scientists have discovered a food that reduces a womans libido by almost 80%,,,,,,

Wedding cake