Soft Close Seat

[ProDave]

Women do have the choice, if they invest in one of these http://www.shewee.com/products/SHEWEE.html. Personally, I think I'll stick to being moody :slap

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[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

a) falling arse first halfway down the toilet

I can imagine  ( :B-  )  that may be the case with your perfectly formed rear end, but my fat arse would  wedge its self round the rim.